does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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