You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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