Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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