You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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