yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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