Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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