I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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