its not stalking. its research.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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