i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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