Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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