He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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