He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it glows. i had to have it.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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