I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so explain again why im purple
no
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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