The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
