Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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