What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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