I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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