He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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