38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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