and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
