I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He did a backflip because drugs
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