Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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