it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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