My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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