there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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