she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We need to get me chipped asap
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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