Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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