Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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