After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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