talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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