This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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