Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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