She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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