There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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