i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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