I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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