Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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