I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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