Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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