I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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