this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
So apparently I’m into choking now
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