so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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