how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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