Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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