i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just pee around me
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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