He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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