He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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