I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
And then my night got REAL pukey
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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