Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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