i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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