There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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