I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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