I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I cockslap morals
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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