...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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