I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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